Creative Labs Nomad II C 64 MB Digital Audio Player
yeah, yeah, just rub in the fact that UPS is too incompetent to deliver my iPod. thanks. appreciate it.
Omni Swings n’ Things 616 Reclineaire PTX Hammock Chair, Navy Blue – cool, it’s like those at Renfest
Hilarium Game
Epson Stylus C80 Inkjet Printer
Samsung DVD-P421 DVD Player
…pass & close your gold box…
Yes indeedy they do.
They loaded my package on the wrong truck, so it didn’t come today. We told them not to bother delivering it tomorrow. Hub will go pick it up so at least we know what time it will get here.
It had my iPod in it, which I had been planning on playing with all night. It also had the DVDs that I’ve been promising my 2 yo all day long would be here.
I’m annoyed. 2 yo’s annoyed. Hub’s annoyed. 11 month old’s annoyed, but mainly because she still has a fever.
Which brings me to my other point. Since the baby’s still sick, we’re canceling our trip this weekend. We were planning on going to the ranch and watch the meteor shower. Oh well, it’s supposed to rain all damned weekend anyway.
Damnit.
Florida is requiring girls who put babies up for adoption to publish in the newspaper their name, description, and past sexual history. Sadly this is not an Onion article.
Yo, bro, you have that mother knocked. Word.
LitterMaid LM500 Automated Litter Box… just so you know, these things are a total waste of money. I’ve tried them two different times, and ended up throwing them both away. The rolling litter box is ok. I just don’t think anything can beat the scoop-it-out method. Happily, it’s cheapest to do it that way.
Hamilton Beach 49291 Aroma Express 12-Cup Coffeemaker, White
Brink’s 5074 Anti-Theft Safe
Metro Vacuum VNB-7B 1.7 HP Vac N’Blo… vac and blo? *cough*
Matchbox Rescue Backpack
…pass and close your gold box…
Saturday morning lineups from the 1950s on.
Kittens like to play with his tongue.
Get your freak on.
Wondering what to make for dinner? Try this site for some delicious recipes. Try this cake at your child’s next birthday party.
More toenail madness, this time from eBay.
Embarrassing problems.com has you covered, from acne and anal problems to warts and wind.
The two year old just told me that when she laid down for a nap, she was nursing her stuffed animals. I asked her to show me how she did it and sure enough she lifted up her shirt and held a stuffed animal close.
Then she grabbed a red cap off a marker and ran it over her lips, saying she was putting on makeup.
I’ve lost 7.5 pounds since starting at the gym two weeks ago.
Omni Swings n’ Things 588 Blue Olefin Hammock Chair Cushion (what good’s a cushion without a chair?)
Senco SLP20 Brad Nailer with Case (I knew a guy named Brad. Didn’t want to nail him though.)
Wagner Power Products 0156060 Cordless Power Roller (BTDT.)
JDS 750JE Air Cleaner includes Electrostatic Pre-Filter a $47.99 Value (Price: $224.99 – how is this a $47.99 value?)
Franklin MWD-1440 Dictionary and Thesaurus with Bookman II (that’s what dictionary.com is for.)
You know, sometimes when I go up the stairs, there are 7, and sometimes there are 12. If I actually sit and count them while I’m looking at them, there are 11. If I count while walking up them, the number varies.
This can only mean one of two things. First, that I have magical stairs that change their number in fits of capriciousness, or second, that I’m not very observant.
I vote for magic stairs.