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Weekly Tweets

October 23, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Holy guacamole, I am closing my work applications and turning on Walking Dead! #
  • And again I ask: Do zombies poop? #
  • Heehee the conference call hold music is the Snoopy song. *dancedance* #
  • After nearly wearing out my backspace key I have to remind myself: some people can't be reasoned with. #
  • I do not understand the Home Depot sphinx guarding the golden candy bars. http://t.co/JHy7XKqj #
  • Have you ever seen a finger fing? #
  • The Assumption Song – http://t.co/qAZEwpjP (P.S. Are you a Turtle?) #
  • I bench pressed 1350 lbs today! Well, not all at once. #
  • Ugh, I can't tell if I'm still sick or I'm sick again. #
  • Dead in the walls, a festering rodent. Fa la la la la, la la, oh crap. #
  • Streakers at the high school football game. My children were scandalized. #
  • Wait. We had an earthquake? What what? #

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Weekly Tweets

October 16, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Hey jerkface from the highway: I was in the slow lane and I still walked into the gym first. Nanny nanny boo boo. #
  • "Cooties ARE real. They're a different germ that men have." #10yearoldwisdom #
  • Had such a nice dinner with @jchutchins ! 🙂 #
  • Back to square one, because I'm an idiot. #
  • I can see your dirtypillows. #
  • Nothing like a possum in the attic at bedtime to make life more interesting. #
  • If I can make it through dinner with five little girls, I will be that much stronger. #
  • Just took a flying crayon to the forearm. Scar of honor, man. #
  • I now know the names of all the kids in fourth grade who have ever passed gas in class. #

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Weekly Tweets

October 9, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • I think I had an idea. #
  • Saw a sign on the side of the road today: "NOT PREGNANT?? I can help!!" with a phone number to text. #
  • Quick, before reading time tonight – what do Mrs Who and Mrs Which sound like? Mrs Whatsit has a voice like a creaky gate, I got that down. #
  • Hey #BreakingBad could you be a little more tense, please?? 😛 #
  • Does anyone use Scrivener? Is it worth it to switch from Word/Pages? #
  • I wonder how long the City of Austin Utilities website is going to be "temporarily unavailable." Do they want to get paid or what? #
  • What is this Glitch thing all the kids are talking about? #
  • If you watched Jeopardy tonight, you watched my bestest buddy! #
  • I have no idea what made the noise, but it sounded like a giant vomited behind the house. #
  • The dog cheese with nails in it happened in Argentina, people. Quit freaking out. http://t.co/zqnRDmwM #
  • The children have gone feral. #
  • My 30+ year old Cuisinart that I inherited from my grandmother finally gave up the ghost tonight. #

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Weekly Tweets

October 2, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • The spamcatcher email I created for a viral campaign in 2004 has finally become completely unusable. #
  • Khaaaaaaaaan! #
  • Is there -is there balm in Gilead? – tell me – tell me, I implore! #
  • In it makes my headsp. #
  • Holy thunder, Batman! #
  • There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. #
  • Progress report: 8 months, 30 pounds. Slow but steady! #
  • I'M ON A BOAT #
  • Transmedia Talk 33: ARGFest Special with @jchutchins http://t.co/bxGFHVeV #argfest #transmedia #
  • OH YEAH! Teaser trailer for John Dies at the End – the movie!! http://t.co/AajFqrLn #
  • Peel a head of garlic in 10 seconds: http://t.co/GyWuxsZv #
  • You little twerp, you keep using my Gmail account, I'm going to reset your logins on the sites you sign up for. #
  • There's a mangy squirrel in our front yard with no fur on his tail. Squirrels are rats. Rats in trees. #
  • Oh dear, Mickey and Minnie – I thought you were supposed to be child-friendly! http://t.co/eksdOe7i #
  • 90 days of 100 degree weather. That's one quarter of the year to you and me. #
  • If you just got a DM from me about Night Circus, I'm really sorry. It was done behind my back. How unfortunate. #
  • This is not a good example of how to run a conference. #
  • Austin Teen Book Festival: No maps, no schedule, no bathrooms? Ouch. #
  • By knowing the teachings of Zerthimon, I have become stronger. #
  • Have people actually read the Occupy Wall Street manifesto? Animal testing, "held hostage" by college debt – it's all over the map. Point? #

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Weekly Tweets

September 25, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • How did I just now discover Puzzle Pirates? #
  • Is the number of fortune cookies in the take-out bag a judgment on how much food you order? "You got enough to feed 6 people!" #
  • Tornado model final result: http://t.co/m93fJ3pS #
  • Now is the time to squee: SQUEEEEEEEE! #
  • Pro tip: telling your trainer "There's not enough weight on the machine – bump it up!" is a good way to cause yourself pain. #
  • Oh, goody. The chainsaws are back next door. This is day three of the chainsaw infestation. #
  • It's not the chainsaws so much as the industrial wood chipper, which sounds like a monstrous Nyan cat. #
  • Need a good sniffle? Operation Smile vid of a Brazilian girl who sees her cleft lip repair for the 1st time: http://t.co/hqMRx39j #
  • Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time… I'm having a ball! #
  • Tonight's hit poem: Gunga Din #
  • Check out this guy auditioning to be in the Queen cover band: http://t.co/9u6a7S6H #
  • Homemade AT-AT pancakes? Yes, please! http://t.co/BoXxENnz #
  • The coolest elevator in New York: http://t.co/WDNaQOF1 #
  • The zone, I was IN it. #
  • Mi nombre es Eddie Vedder: http://t.co/0ZtfWdCe #
  • Using brain imaging to see your dreams, memories, thoughts: http://t.co/UJOY3Jfp #
  • The meter reader just FREAKED ME OUT. #
  • Who knew that making caramel from condensed milk could be so dangerous? http://t.co/GtLNcwgd #
  • That was not my kitchen BTW! @lectio in reply to lectio #
  • Don't do it, @simone_says! You have a long life ahead of you! cc /@mikemonello #
  • TrueTwit is appropriately named. What a pain. #
  • Hey man, is that Freedom Rock? #

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Weekly Tweets

September 18, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Transmedia Talk 32: #GoBZRK and the Future of Publishing http://t.co/irggo9W #
  • True Blood finally got good. In the season finale. #
  • Dear Summer: Enough is enough. Love, Texas. http://t.co/bL3FSi7 #
  • Misanthropes of the world, unite! On second thought, get the hell off my lawn! #
  • Just looked at the speaker lineup for @StoryWorldConf and my jaw dropped. So jealous of those who are attending! #
  • Dear #ACLFest goers: Austin is drier than you can imagine. Be oh-so-careful with your smokes, flames, and sparks. #
  • The kids asked me to read them poetry before bed. I don't care if it was a delaying tactic; I count it as a win. #
  • All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain. #
  • There are clouds in the sky. Weird. I forgot what clouds looked like. #
  • Kid treats on the left, cat treats on the right. The cat goes INSANE when the kid eats Bunny Grahams. http://t.co/cxtkwVhP #
  • Hopefully the Coldplay stage is facing our way rather than the Kanye West stage. #eavesdroppingonACLfest #
  • Damn, we get the Kanye West stage facing the house. Of all the luck. #
  • If a picture is worth 1000 words, these drought pictures from TPWD are worth 36,000: http://t.co/1BehuE7r #texasdrought #
  • Tornado iteration one: #coolschoolproject http://t.co/VJoadRHz #
  • Wow, I can't remember the last time I heard thunder and smelled rain. Bliss. #
  • My Texas feeds are filled with friends' exuberance over the bit of rain. Small things count when it's been big things for so long. #

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Weekly Tweets

September 11, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Someone at Philips is a Portal nerd: http://t.co/XRSr6Sa #
  • I don't mind recluses on the floor so much, but if they're climbing the walls, that means they can get on the ceiling and fall on me. #
  • Yay, new bike saddle! #
  • Return of the King in 5 seconds: http://t.co/0bWhB3s #
  • Smells like smoke outside. :\ #
  • I hate the damned emergency radio noise. #
  • Steiner Ranch smoke: http://t.co/QdCheHe #
  • Smoke from Bastrop: http://t.co/cKHqhqM #
  • Another view of the Bastrop smoke: http://t.co/T5Xj6nO #
  • Rick Perry: An area in Texas the size of Connecticut has burned. #
  • Holy crap, is the weather glorious. #
  • Happy Birthday, Freddy Mercury: http://t.co/8G7UALH #
  • <insert Charlie Brown scream here> #
  • Started reading The Hunger Games. More like The Grammar Games, amirite? ("They gave it to John and I" is NEVER right, UGH! Editor?) #
  • See how fast the fire in Bastrop spread: http://t.co/52nF2XE #
  • Fallout Monopoly. Auf Deutsch! http://t.co/wtKQDGI #
  • The amount of spam I've received in the last two days has been epic. #
  • Scorpion in the pantry. Guess the drought drove it inside. http://t.co/ZwLMHTB #
  • My arm is numb. Numb arm. Numb-arm. Narm! NARM! #
  • Scorpion under UV light /cc @eltejano http://t.co/0NVKSGf #

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Weekly Tweets

September 4, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Anyone want a Fitocracy invite? #
  • Okay, let me restate this – any of my current followers or acquaintances want a Fitocracy invite? #
  • I'm not a robot. I'm a unicorn. (Two chatbots outweird each other) http://t.co/6oHe4lv #
  • Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor: http://t.co/eSbtb1F #
  • Microsoft seeking Narrative Designer to help develop long term #transmedia plan: http://t.co/w32g7st #
  • 109 today. This heat has to break. HAS to. #
  • I just used "It is known" in regular conversation. #dothraki #
  • People, man. People. /cc @jchutchins #
  • Something foul is still afoot in Vancouver: 11 feet washed up on the beach in the last four years. http://t.co/MwpOtQE #
  • 15 products made unintentionally offensive by careless sticker placements. http://t.co/BQBXFZc via @HappyPlace #
  • I was just retweeted by the creator of the #Dothraki language. Does it get better than that? #
  • Have you Panel Picked yet? My panel – "Transmedia Writing for Screenwriters" – is here: http://t.co/ZBXtb4A #sxsw #
  • They say tomorrow will have highs under 100 degrees. I say I'll believe it when I see it. #
  • Rewatching Six Feet Under. Love the pensive feel at the end of each episode. Nothing like it exists on television anymore. #bestshowever #
  • Journey/Foreigner/Night Ranger concert. Zounds. #
  • 76 100-degree days so far this year, 27 of those consecutively. How on earth can we be hotter than San Antonio? #
  • Happy Friday! Have a beat-boxing dog: http://t.co/n3y25ZT #
  • Pet peeve of the day: "An historic." What, are you Cockney? http://t.co/AcU3R8n #
  • Pretty slick image hosting tool – http://t.co/DPwWlk8 – at least until the site dies and none of your links work anymore. #
  • Fully (sorta) functional Pip-Boy 3000? Aw yeah: http://t.co/bN22A9W /cc @hitshermark #
  • Branch, run, fork, brook, kill, stream, bayou, swamp, slough, wash, canada, arroyo, or rio – what do you call it? http://t.co/CxGLbT9 #

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