- You can like the life you're living; you can live the life you like. #
- Mac Parental Controls + Google Docs = a quivering, bloody mess. #
- Hear no evil, speak no evil. La la la. #
- I bought some tea made from the husks of coffee fruit, and it's pretty good. Different, but good. #
- Holy crap, the Kindle edition of 11/22/63 is $18.99! #
- EAS results: Only radio and broadcast channels. Time Warner didn't do the EAS test at all. They did one last night, but one today. Nitwits. #
- Stephen King's Under the Dome coming to television: http://t.co/TWvPYN8b #
- So… have you seen darkscorestories.com yet? Noticed anything unusual? #
- Zombie apocalypse? There's an app for that. http://t.co/bXF67UON #
- Are you supposed to wear socks with Ugg boots? (Asking for a friend / I do not wear Ugg boots, no! / Please don't hate on me) #
- Legend of Zelda 25th anniversary theme: http://t.co/3RRwDzM2 #
- Update to my portfolio at http://t.co/YrMdjdZu – in other news, I'm available for hire! #transmedia #
- I'm not really fussed about 11/11/11. Am anxiously awaiting 13/13/13, though. #
- It's interesting how my nasty, surly mail carrier gets a heck of a lot more personable when the holidays approach. #
- Parrot caught singing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor": http://t.co/f3vbHpze #
- 11 sounds that your kids have probably never heard: http://t.co/b53c7gaS #passthegeritol #
- I think the Rube is stalking me. #
Weekly Tweets
November 13, 2011 - 4:48 am
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Weekly Tweets
November 6, 2011 - 4:48 am
- It's amazing how well a chimney can conduct music. Conduct. Music. #
- Louis Vs. Rick – the story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging: http://t.co/I4sEqaLP #
- Have poured hot soup down my leg and hot coffee down my front so far today. For my next trick, I'm stymied. #
- Sort of like Santa Claus, only not at all: http://t.co/PIdGcVvp #
- I'm a banana. #
- That particular yowl that can only predate a cat barfing. That's what I hear. #
Weekly Tweets
October 30, 2011 - 4:48 am
- Man puts 5 puppies to sleep in his very own home! http://t.co/3z5XjrJ9 #
- Dear @EA: "If you have opted out of marketing communications this will be the only email you receive"? You're doing it WRONG! I opted OUT! #
- Check out the cool experience that Fourth Wall just released – HOME, a Ghost Story: http://t.co/FM0OjhI7 #
- Awesome puzzle box a man constructed for his girlfriend – http://t.co/Ra5n9hbe #
- I have spent the last several days contemplating modern plumbing. I have decided I like it. #
- A Glitch intervention: http://t.co/oNe9SPgV #
- If I apply for @SXSW press credentials again, remind me to use a throwaway email address because I am SO tired of the press releases. #
- I don't understand why that's on her chin. http://t.co/o2cwAy2T #
- What in the what? #rangers #
- Zombie poodle: http://t.co/QMvibVI8 #
Weekly Tweets
October 23, 2011 - 4:48 am
- Holy guacamole, I am closing my work applications and turning on Walking Dead! #
- And again I ask: Do zombies poop? #
- Heehee the conference call hold music is the Snoopy song. *dancedance* #
- After nearly wearing out my backspace key I have to remind myself: some people can't be reasoned with. #
- I do not understand the Home Depot sphinx guarding the golden candy bars. http://t.co/JHy7XKqj #
- Have you ever seen a finger fing? #
- The Assumption Song – http://t.co/qAZEwpjP (P.S. Are you a Turtle?) #
- I bench pressed 1350 lbs today! Well, not all at once. #
- Ugh, I can't tell if I'm still sick or I'm sick again. #
- Dead in the walls, a festering rodent. Fa la la la la, la la, oh crap. #
- Streakers at the high school football game. My children were scandalized. #
- Wait. We had an earthquake? What what? #
Weekly Tweets
October 16, 2011 - 4:48 am
- Hey jerkface from the highway: I was in the slow lane and I still walked into the gym first. Nanny nanny boo boo. #
- "Cooties ARE real. They're a different germ that men have." #10yearoldwisdom #
- Had such a nice dinner with @jchutchins ! 🙂 #
- Back to square one, because I'm an idiot. #
- I can see your dirtypillows. #
- Nothing like a possum in the attic at bedtime to make life more interesting. #
- If I can make it through dinner with five little girls, I will be that much stronger. #
- Just took a flying crayon to the forearm. Scar of honor, man. #
- I now know the names of all the kids in fourth grade who have ever passed gas in class. #
Weekly Tweets
October 9, 2011 - 4:48 am
- I think I had an idea. #
- Saw a sign on the side of the road today: "NOT PREGNANT?? I can help!!" with a phone number to text. #
- Quick, before reading time tonight – what do Mrs Who and Mrs Which sound like? Mrs Whatsit has a voice like a creaky gate, I got that down. #
- Hey #BreakingBad could you be a little more tense, please?? 😛 #
- Does anyone use Scrivener? Is it worth it to switch from Word/Pages? #
- I wonder how long the City of Austin Utilities website is going to be "temporarily unavailable." Do they want to get paid or what? #
- What is this Glitch thing all the kids are talking about? #
- If you watched Jeopardy tonight, you watched my bestest buddy! #
- I have no idea what made the noise, but it sounded like a giant vomited behind the house. #
- The dog cheese with nails in it happened in Argentina, people. Quit freaking out. http://t.co/zqnRDmwM #
- The children have gone feral. #
- My 30+ year old Cuisinart that I inherited from my grandmother finally gave up the ghost tonight. #
Weekly Tweets
October 2, 2011 - 4:48 am
- The spamcatcher email I created for a viral campaign in 2004 has finally become completely unusable. #
- Khaaaaaaaaan! #
- Is there -is there balm in Gilead? – tell me – tell me, I implore! #
- In it makes my headsp. #
- Holy thunder, Batman! #
- There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. #
- Progress report: 8 months, 30 pounds. Slow but steady! #
- I'M ON A BOAT #
- Transmedia Talk 33: ARGFest Special with @jchutchins http://t.co/bxGFHVeV #argfest #transmedia #
- OH YEAH! Teaser trailer for John Dies at the End – the movie!! http://t.co/AajFqrLn #
- Peel a head of garlic in 10 seconds: http://t.co/GyWuxsZv #
- You little twerp, you keep using my Gmail account, I'm going to reset your logins on the sites you sign up for. #
- There's a mangy squirrel in our front yard with no fur on his tail. Squirrels are rats. Rats in trees. #
- Oh dear, Mickey and Minnie – I thought you were supposed to be child-friendly! http://t.co/eksdOe7i #
- 90 days of 100 degree weather. That's one quarter of the year to you and me. #
- If you just got a DM from me about Night Circus, I'm really sorry. It was done behind my back. How unfortunate. #
- This is not a good example of how to run a conference. #
- Austin Teen Book Festival: No maps, no schedule, no bathrooms? Ouch. #
- By knowing the teachings of Zerthimon, I have become stronger. #
- Have people actually read the Occupy Wall Street manifesto? Animal testing, "held hostage" by college debt – it's all over the map. Point? #