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Weekly Tweets

June 3, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • The Unabomber's Harvard alumni directory listing: http://t.co/7LcQegne #
  • Unpublished Life Magazine photos of nuclear testing in 1955. Get your Fallout on! http://t.co/iCfzwuJZ #
  • Scorpion in the girl's bedroom. Now she's convinced they're infesting her bed. #
  • Reading Wicked was like being struck with a fit of sneezes where you go "Ah, ah, ah…" but never manage to get out the "CHOO!" #
  • Gah, stupid doorway brainzappers. What was I going to do? #
  • Another reason to love @Nordstrom – meeting with a free personal stylist tomorrow for my very own "What Not to Wear" session. #
  • No way am I knitting a complicated cabled sweater from the same designer whose mitten pattern made me want to scream. #
  • Try getting a reservation at Dorsia NOW… #
  • Argle bargle glop glyf. #
  • The most soothing Count Dracula ever: http://t.co/sISCqX9S #
  • When I prove somebody wrong… http://t.co/Ylf2Z6vU #
  • What is up with all the cannibalism? Copycat crimes? Zombie apocalypse? Baltimore, Kansas, New Jersey, and Miami in the last week. #
  • Some subReddits are so, so weird: http://t.co/651t2L0a #
  • Today I learned that barium suspension is calorie free. Who needs smoothies? #
  • Woman in the waiting room gnawing on an apple and blabbing on her cell phone. So we can all hear her talk with her mouth full. #
  • Protip: The mixed berry barium tastes much better than the citrus. I am not brave enough to try banana or mocha. #
  • Has anyone seen this Google a Day thing? Is it hot or not? http://t.co/FqxpxTk4 #
  • DAMN YOU Adam Richman for putting this song in my head. http://t.co/M7QsXHWE #
  • The evil spelling test: http://t.co/kUxp9fuX #

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Weekly Tweets

May 27, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Stop the vocal fry! http://t.co/k0FO2dI0 #
  • Are you taking fish oil or snake oil? http://t.co/7QChxRBz #
  • Baking pie. #
  • Someone thinks they own my old ARG character's email. Today I've been subscribed to Highlights for Kids and Naughty Hotties. Wha? #
  • Looking at a map of Washington D.C. has given me a powerful urge to play Fallout 3. #
  • Had a dream about looking for the Evil Dead cabin, only there was spy work in someone's mansion involved. Very strange. #
  • Trying to buy Shiva's Mother has kicked off a comedy of errors ending with me throwing myself on Amazon's mercy. #
  • Photos that make you say "Huh?": http://t.co/ylu8VQxN #
  • A coded birthday message from my daughter. She chopped up the letters and rearranged them. Impressive!! http://t.co/8ijWr9ao #
  • Yummy birthday dinner at Uchiko. 🙂 #
  • "Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled." #
  • 14 years ago I married my honey in a tropical paradise. The best decision I ever made was saying "Yes." 🙂 #
  • Don't look at me. You've seen a penguin before. <- Weirdest finale ever? Except for The Prisoner? #awake #
  • I don't know how I feel about a clothing manufacturer named "a.n.a." for juniors. Not good, really. #
  • Had an astounding anniversary dinner at Congress. Were so effusive with praise that the executive chef came out to say hi. Yum. #
  • Tonight's visitor: (beware of bug pic) http://t.co/bxHwsr5c #

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Weekly Tweets

May 20, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Does anyone else see what I see? http://t.co/8pLPIprp #
  • We had this washer and dryer (in Harvest Gold!), but I'm pretty sure a scene like this never played out at my house: http://t.co/06OrT2jl #
  • I was out in the yard pulling poison ivy earlier and I'm pretty sure a spider bit the back of my neck. Happy Mother's Day! #
  • Is "If you dislike Obama, you're a racist!" a form of Godwining, or no? #
  • Hmm, the doctor from ST:TNG's "Frame of Mind" really reminds me of Michael Palin's character in Brazil: http://t.co/J159KAv5 #
  • Protip: If something "literally rocked your world," we'd ALL BE DEAD. #
  • My clever nephew @tankmonkey has been monkeying around, true to his name, and produced a Monkey Masterpiece: http://t.co/E4bHj0lo #
  • You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan. #
  • Love this XKCD! (I only just read it.) http://t.co/AxF8OCay #
  • A postcard from Back to the Future's Tom Wilson (Biff): http://t.co/9NuZIhOL /via @lettersofnote #
  • I tried a teeny dab of perfume on my wrist and hated it. Scrubbed with soap, alcohol, and oil to no avail. It is a zombie fragrance. #
  • How they're promoting The Ring 3D in Japan: http://t.co/LnSm4bM4 (eek) #
  • Think your job stinks? Wait until you get a taste of this one: http://t.co/VWasI8YV #
  • ‘The Killing’: How AMC’s Adaptation of ‘Forbrydelsen’ Went Wrong http://t.co/2JE8CBTL via @thedailybeast #
  • Fabulous short film – View from the Closet: http://t.co/XXpb9GUN #
  • Anyone want to meet at Ten Forward in an hour? #
  • I'm pretty sure Asiana puts crack in their chicken tikka masala. #
  • I admit that I check out Klout semi-regularly. Because I like free crap. Don't judge. #
  • Some face cream I used recently gave me the skin of a 16 year old – by which I mean, zits everywhere. The price of "beauty." #
  • Uh oh. I had a needle a minute ago. Where did I put it? O.O #
  • Putting my hand-knit item into the washing machine is TERRIFYING. #
  • Knitting project is on the wires blocking. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! #
  • I've knit 1/3 of this fabulous sweater & think I have to frog – lost so much weight it's too big now! http://t.co/SaDdfLxW #
  • Remember kids, you can't spell "loathe" without "hate." #
  • One of the kids at the piano recital played the Lost Woods theme from Ocarina of Time. 🙂 #
  • Chopping broccoli! http://t.co/XsLVKKKk #
  • I bet this was an interesting subway ride: http://t.co/vpgcfOkI #
  • Beachcomber picks up rocks that spontaneously combust in her pocket: http://t.co/tmLbFDKw #
  • First harvest from the garden! Amazing how a cage around it lets the veggies escape the ravages of squirrels. http://t.co/PNhG5vu0 #
  • Guinness QR pint glass has code only visible when beer is poured into it: http://t.co/6Qc366ik /cc @vpisteve #
  • I think @mikemonello needs these tiki lamps in his office: http://t.co/u7I7iaPT #
  • I got some lotion that smells like lemon meringue pie and it's all I can do to keep from gnawing on my hands. #

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Weekly Tweets

May 13, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • I always count the stairs when I go up or down them to make sure my house isn't growing. #
  • Reading about the Senate's Candy Desk. Our lawmakers at work! http://t.co/MShnlRxT #
  • Go to hell, Murphy. #
  • I honestly had no idea that was Giancarlo Esposito in Taps: http://t.co/CQN444TH #
  • That was exciting. The elevator I was in just broke down. Luckily it was on a floor with the doors open. #
  • It was somewhere in the middle of the graveyard that I caught the unmistakeable scent of bread baking. #
  • Who puts cinnamon in cherry cobbler?? What a world, what a world. #
  • Ugh, I'm in the middle of the city and I can't get a good 3G or a good WiFi connection. #
  • That meal set the record for least flavorful thing I've ever had, including the bacon. Ironic: a girl passed by wearing a Nickleback shirt. #
  • Conference calls, a graphical explanation: http://t.co/pgafVdiH #
  • The chocolate sundae was so bad, I warned the lady at the next table about it. #
  • Mmm poppa mau mau. #
  • The burger I just had was 4x the flavor and half the price of last night's. Plus, it was a beanburger. Win! #
  • Even though my room claimed it was on the 14th floor, we all know the truth, don't we? #
  • The cat found the first brown recluse of the season in the living room. GOOD kitty. #
  • Got everything looking all spiffy. Then looked at it in MSIE. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. #

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Weekly Tweets

May 6, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Black widow in the garage. http://t.co/0d7mPIOZ #
  • Horny toad on cow turd. http://t.co/loBq0qYU #
  • Me: "That all used to be nothing but pasture when I was a kid… wait, I sound like my mother." #
  • Extreme utilitarianism: http://t.co/VlVDwRn4 #
  • My dad missed the world record for living with a bullet lodged in his head by a good 20 years. Who knew? http://t.co/JOsvzq6H #
  • How does Det. Britten set his alarm clock in "Awake"? This is going to bother me all night until I wake up in my alternate reality. #
  • This is a cool tool for clothes shopping pre-screening! What Size Am I? http://t.co/y257XqIS #
  • My incredibly talented nephew is seeking a video game job in Austin or San Antonio. Pls let me know if you have a lead! http://t.co/XQCj99LR #
  • I think my OS needs a high colonic. #
  • I have often said that doorways are thought-suckers, and today found that it's a SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN FACT! http://t.co/eXpQExbL #
  • Blizzard's customer service is pretty awesome – go go Game Masters! http://t.co/dwy43YCH /via @reddit #
  • Had a Breaking Bad geek-out moment while watching @4thwallstudios brand new series, Dirty Work. #
  • New neighbors slipped a Starbucks gift card into our mailbox with a note apologizing for all the construction noise. I like them. #
  • I keep seeing trucks loaded with porta-potties going down my dead-end street. How many people have to pee down there? #
  • My mistake. It was the same truck executing a 27-point backup maneuver. Cul-de-sacs are for wussies. #
  • Found my great-great-grandfather's last letter ever written, reminiscing about the night Lincoln was shot. Wow. #
  • I just fit into a dress I wore my senior year of high school. #smug #
  • TSA violating your rights? There's an app for that: http://t.co/yuzfwhY3 #
  • I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. #
  • Roger Freaking Waters. #
  • Kept getting goosebumps watching Roger Waters perform The Wall. I lost count at 6 times. Good show. $50 shirts! #
  • I totally geeked out over the fact that Roger Waters used Battlestar Galactica (new series) music during show intermission. #
  • Ugh, Starbucks blonde roast is just watered down coffee. Light roast doesn't mean weak, folks. It just means not burnt to a crisp. #
  • To be precise, Roger Waters played "Caprica City, Before the Fall" from the Season 4 Battlestar Galactica soundtrack. #nerrrrrrrrrrd #
  • Oh boy. I am really looking forward to "The Pitch." NOT. #

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Weekly Tweets

April 29, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Kid decided to try playing Skyrim. I am sitting on my hands and trying not to "OH JUST GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER" at her. #
  • This kid-playing-Skyrim thing is giving me high blood pressure. #
  • The hospital's hold music is from Gattaca. Wrong on so many levels. #
  • Do you have your 27B – 6? #
  • Neil Gaiman interviews Stephen King: http://t.co/4RQS4oo2 #
  • Stephen King's The Eyes of the Dragon is coming to SyFy: http://t.co/odoHvAd2 #
  • Roasted some Ecuadorian coffee a little lighter than I normally do for the notes of "spiced apple" that are supposed to emerge there. #
  • Parenting done right: kids singing and dancing to Nine Inch Nails on the way home from dinner. #
  • One of our big oak trees died from the drought, and it's being dismembered and shredded right now. 🙁 #
  • Ugh ugh, looks like maybe some more of our oaks are terminally ill as well. Stupid drought. #
  • My ex-tree. 🙁 http://t.co/EihWSCpV #
  • The best link you'll click on all day. http://t.co/AmUDw7IK #
  • Sadako from Ringu throws out the… first pitch…? What is this I don't even http://t.co/VUQ69zeS #
  • World's creepiest Woody: http://t.co/E8zv892P #
  • Chilaquiles: The precursor to King Ranch Casserole. Bonus: They're gluten free! #
  • A warm welcome from Texas! http://t.co/ITZO3EDO #
  • Paisley or scorpion? http://t.co/2btocIDJ #

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Weekly Tweets

April 22, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Do you do things BY accident or ON accident? Well, that depends on how old you are: http://t.co/EjT6xowd #
  • Ugh, so much misinformation in one place in those lists of interesting "facts." #
  • I just got a political call from a candidate reminding me that my taxes are due today. #
  • Tilda Swinton? David Bowie? Same person. http://t.co/n4RkIGlA #
  • Beanburgers have nothing to do with BLACK BEANS, amirite, my San Antonian brethren? #
  • …stop the mosquitoes I want to get off… #
  • Ooh that's a bad sunburn already. Owie owie ow. 🙁 #
  • Is it just me, or does Expensify really suck these days? Anyone have an alternative they like? #
  • Dear Daughter: (a.k.a how to kick ass like a girl) http://t.co/HSF2LApX #
  • I am eating carrot cake in bed. #
  • Kudos to @expensify for a prompt response – apparently I was running the old and busted app. *blush* Sorry! #
  • I love the moment when the expansion joints in the road ka-thump in perfect rhythm to the song on the radio. #
  • A little boy just stopped me to tell me his favorite letter is W. #
  • Have spent the last 8 hours walking and driving, but mostly walking. #
  • It's OUR shady spot, Precious. Yes, it is. #
  • I am still sunburned and bug-bitten, but I no longer smell like Courtney Love. Yay for clean! #
  • That moment when you realize that all of you can now be wrapped up by a normal-sized towel. #
  • Ugh, there's something in this hotel room that wants to kill me. *wheeze* #
  • I am apparently unable to listen to "Puff, the Magic Dragon" without turning into a quivering mess. #
  • Puzzle: Fixing a candle to the wall – http://t.co/eFVeRxeT #
  • "Got a new colon flavor today": http://t.co/bKIfI94n #
  • Happy Independence Day, y'all! #
  • I am done wore out. #

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Weekly Tweets

April 15, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • They're always after me lucky charms. #
  • I want THIS cereal!! http://t.co/2Nfnbnaf #fallout #traderjoes #
  • Four days of no school and there's about to be a massacre up in here. Can't WAIT for summer break. #
  • Kid 1 ripped up Kid 2's drawing, so Kid 2 slugged Kid 1 in the kisser. I wonder, if I had boys, if it would have been calmer. #
  • Now they are downstairs giggling together. Kids, man. Kids. #
  • Dark Score Stories has been named a 2012 Webby Honoree in the Television category! http://t.co/DeHE43l7 #
  • Holy Twitter follower spambomb… 38 and counting in the last 10 minutes. #
  • Orcs! And so far from Orcland! http://t.co/4wmOk2k #
  • Officially down 50 pounds as of this morning. 10 of those were this year. #
  • Now hear this: In matters of The Killing, I win the angry. #
  • This is why you shouldn't text and walk. Because: BEARS. http://t.co/jIXRHSn #
  • If you can't handle a big car, don't drive a big car. THIS INCLUDES PARKING. #
  • Interesting #transmedia crossover – @Birchbox is including clues to Gossip Girl's finale in its May sample package. http://t.co/hhgZ7Jx7 #
  • Dark Score Stories wins IAC award for Outstanding Achievement in Internet Advertising – proud to have worked on this! http://t.co/y6azBHg5 #
  • Was quite dismayed to find out the song I've been obsessed with lately came from a Twilight movie. 🙁 http://t.co/gMxH3ebJ #
  • I bought four kinds of chai yesterday to see which I liked best. Luckily there was a clear winner. Yum. #
  • Thinking about reading The Hobbit to the kids. Or should we just wait for the movie? #
  • how do you like your blueeyed boy / Mister Death #
  • Amazon keeps rejecting my review of a counterfeit product. Because I mention it's counterfeit. #
  • Dear Dave Grohl: Quit reminding me of my mortality. #
  • K: "How did you do your hair for your first dance?" M: "I don't remember; that was 800 years ago." K: "Don't be ridiculous. It was 700 yrs." #
  • I guess because I haven't opened Photoshop in a couple of months, it randomly decided my copy is no longer registered. Sigh. #
  • Got a sample of lotion b/c I thought cinnamon/clove/amber/cognac would smell nice. Missed "Twilight" in the description. Yep. It sparkles. #

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