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Weekly Tweets

February 12, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • What is this I don't even http://t.co/S6smeL0b #procannibalism #advertising #
  • What's the Play:Commertial ratio? 1:5? #
  • If we make air duster "Pfft!" noises at the dog, he sneezes and paws at his ears. #stupidcanines #
  • Just no. #saveferrisfromferris #
  • One hand washes the other. #
  • I think I have a serious crush on Fluevog shoes. #
  • Adobe Reader is the most insidious, evil piece of crap software I've installed in a long time. #
  • I woke myself up last night biting my tongue. I really did a number on it, too. Ow. #
  • I bit my stupid tongue in my sleep again last night. If this keeps on, I'm going to end up like Jamie Oliver. #
  • The final first class meal on the Titanic: http://t.co/GIu3DqaO #
  • Adios, House (and not a moment too soon…) – http://t.co/Sg1hy4fv #
  • The sublimely absurd tale of Cynthia, the famous mannequin of the '30s: http://t.co/zd5WF8WW #

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Weekly Tweets

February 5, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Whither winter? #
  • Guy at the grocery store bolted out the door when his credit card was declined. He was trying to buy 10 gift cards. Hmmmmm. #necktattoo #
  • WOOHOO! @labfly got her Snow Town funding thanks to an angel at the 11th hour! Hooray hooray!! #
  • So far, the doctor has said to come in at 2:15, 2:00, 12:30, and 1:00. Guess I'll split the difference? #
  • You don't need to see my social security number. #jedihandwave #
  • You have received: Robe of Indignity! Charisma: -10. #
  • I am supposed to eat whole grain cereal and avoid whole grain cereal. Apparently it's Schrodinger's cereal. #doctorsareweird #
  • Just discovered the only fashion blog that I've ever liked: http://t.co/R4bziUpI (I'm lucky if I can remember pants AND a shirt…) #
  • Clearly I am in the wrong profession, when instead I could get paid to poop. http://t.co/9dE53Nzn #

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Weekly Tweets

January 29, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • So far, liking the My Fitness Pal app much better than Livestrong. Only took me a year to get disgusted enough to switch! #
  • Cliff Johnson should just release The Fool & His Money on the 10th anniversary of the original release date, 10/31/13. http://t.co/lrsFJVP4 #
  • They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! http://t.co/SW1fh7W5 #earworm #
  • Which to see, Dragon Tattoo or Tinker Tailor? #
  • Atari 2600 hooked up to a 42" HDTV. Overkill? #
  • The next thing I knew, I had been playing Circus Atari for an hour straight. Welcome to 1980. Well, back then it would have been 5 hours. #
  • Hey, my Merlin works, too! #
  • Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death! #

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Weekly Tweets

January 22, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • It's Being Human night!! #
  • Doctor, on looking in my ears: "Wow! You have a lot of pressure in there!" Clearly my brain is too big for my head. #
  • Every once in a while the left side of my nose will let a little peep of air in just to tease me. #
  • Public Service Announcement: The word "Habanero" does NOT have an ñ in it. #

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Weekly Tweets

January 15, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • The Old Family Eggnog Recipe – in which I divulge a secret my family has closely guarded for 50+ years: http://t.co/nCyv1pw9 #
  • If my father were still around, that Steelers game would have done him in. #
  • I grow weary of people who think that "weary" means "wary." #
  • Sure, you've seen the Macho Man Mod, but have you seen the Trololo Trolls? http://t.co/YdoJBhcu #skyrim #
  • What's with the @kickstarter Year in Review email that I didn't sign up for and can't unsubscribe from? Only signed up for project updates! #
  • Q: What did Voldemort's mom say to Voldemort? A: "Got your nose!" #
  • The Austin killer was spotted 4 blocks from one of my old apartments and killed someone 3 blocks from another place I lived. Scary. #
  • My first concert ticket stub unearthed: http://t.co/rdcTT2OJ #
  • What day is this? What city is this? I'm all turned around. #
  • Yes Paypal, I think that paying $20 to return this crappy $16 item is a grand idea. Or I could just take a hammer to it and send you video. #

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Weekly Tweets

January 8, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • I was trying to call a coyote and got something else entirely: http://t.co/J52pDsZM #
  • They ought to rename the Clementine fruit the Crackentine. #
  • English pronunciation: http://t.co/0v5nz7zp #
  • The @TCloudSubs by our house always plays the Grateful Dead outside. Tonight they played the Albany, NY 3/28/93 w/an amazing So Many Roads. #
  • Three major Skyrim quests are broken for me: Thieves Guild, Companions, and Stones of Barenziah. Augh! #
  • Someone please explain to me how in the hell this is making division easier for kids. http://t.co/Hp5cXsKV #everydaymath #
  • The Raven, a film about Edgar Allan Poe: http://t.co/4t22P4uc – Looks v. promising! #
  • Been reading about the Stephen Colbert #transmedia project. http://t.co/r6TlOsEy #
  • If a seller sent me the wrong thing, am I unreasonable in asking for $ to ship it back for a refund? Will Paypal think I am unreasonable? #
  • I am proud to say that I literally have rocks in my head, so take that! #
  • If you get migraines, 1000 mg of Aspirin might be your new best friend: http://t.co/8ES61CO1 (I was dubious, but holy cow, it worked!) #

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Weekly Tweets

January 1, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Merry Christmas! Is it bedtime yet? #
  • Got the kids the ad-sponsored Kindles for Christmas. One of them already accidentally bought $100 worth of hotel services. Sigh. #
  • Aw man, they're sold out of the $1100 HDMI cable. http://t.co/cWQpL4Fr #
  • ThinkGeek never sent recipient's package despite posting a tracking number. 3 wks later, out of stock. Issued an RMA?! WTF? /cc @thinkgeek #
  • Apparently this is not a good year to order gifts online. #
  • Such uneven writing! The finale is in beautiful iambic pentameter. Hooray! #skyrim #
  • Just transferred 45 domains away from GoDaddy. Had to renew 6 in order to transfer them. Gross. #
  • Blog: GoDaddy sucks – and it's not just because of SOPA – http://t.co/YMcsd2N5 #
  • Funny how much bigger deer seem the darker it gets outside. #

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Weekly Tweets

December 25, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Nutcracker with my girls- a yearly tradition. Front row center, woo! #
  • Close enough to see the rub marks on the waist of the Sugar Plum Fairy's costume. #
  • Sopranos singing the descant and handbell choir ringing and Advent hymns. Lovely! #
  • There was a QR code on the church program yesterday. #
  • First day of school vacation. I am ready for this to be the last day of school vacation. #
  • Three pounds of peppermint bark so far (the good kind): http://t.co/HZVoLDZf #
  • In the midst of all the squabbling yesterday, my younger daughter wandered downstairs with a poetry book reading "Gunga Din." #heartthaw #
  • Christmas traditions in other parts of the world: the crapping log! http://t.co/K3xlVJSh #
  • Recommendation for registrar other than godaddy? #
  • "Christmas at Sea," a beautiful, melancholy poem by Robert Louis Stevenson: http://t.co/HTqbHcWj #
  • Because I love arguing with the child until nearly midnight about the fact that she can't leave her boots downstairs. #whendoesschoolstart #
  • A 60 year old unsolved mystery has me fascinated this evening – Australia's Taman Shud case: http://t.co/1eDyFlA8 #
  • TheNatureCompany.biz cleverly waited EIGHT DAYS to ship my order (the day after the Priority Mail shipping deadline for Christmas). Avoid!! #
  • Here's the best part: TheNatureCompany.biz DIDN'T EVEN SEND THE RIGHT THING!! #
  • Nog made, house clean, presents wrapped, hair and toes done, kids currently getting along. Merry Christmas! #
  • "He looks like a pink nightmare." #
  • About to have the prettiest cup of Christmas Eve tea thanks to my Secret Santa! /cc @Pixieyelsraek #

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